This one is from when I was meant to be studying for TEE in November last year. Needless to say my deep urge to procrastinate and waste time was not...wasted. But then if it wasn't wasted then I wasn't procrastinating meaning that when I wrote this I must of been studying...
*thinks for a few moments on this contridiction*
*brain implodes*
Anyway here y'all go.
While studying diligently for Applic I was excited to realise that I had received a new email. This one is from Rachel Cunningham none the less. Haven't heard of her? Well neither had I. Her email is listed below.
> From: cunningham.marketing@gmail.com
>To: *insert email addresses here that I will not give out to the internet at large*
> Subject: A Referral from Rachel Cunningham
> Date: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:33:49 -0600
>
> Dear friend
>
>
>
> My name is Rachel Cunningham, and I am writing you
> this email from my home-office here in New York.
> The reason for this email is that you and I share
> something in common...
>
> At some point in our lives we contemplated or
> tried to start a home business. Don't worry; I'm
> not trying to sell you anything. I just want to
> ask you a simple question.
>
> If I helped you start a part-time business from
> your home and in two years you retired... would> you send me a Thank You card?
>
> If your answer is "Yes" then go to on this link
> below and I will send out some information to you
> right away. If your answer is "no" please delete
> this email because I will not be contacting you
> again.
>
> http://rachelcunninghambiz.homeftp.net/
>
> Thank you so much for your time.
>
> I hope you will at least take a look.
>
>
>
> Rachel Cunningham
> Cunningham Marketing CEO
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Apparently Rachel wishes to know whether I would "send [her] a Thank you card" if I she helped me in starting up a small buisness. Enticed by the offer I quickly replied to her.
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Thankyou Rachel for this enticing offer.
Most certainly I would send you a thankyou card if you helped me start up a small home buisness. Just think of all the wonderous opportunities that would present themselves to me and my family.
As I myself hide beneath the onset that is old age I begin to question my motives in my day to day life. What will I be remembered for? Will my legacy live on? Should I have ordered that second kebab?
Unfortunately my current circumstances do not permit to any drastic changes. Working four part time jobs and struggling to pay the mortgage has forced me to pawn most of my possessions in favour of necessities such as food, water and clothes.
Having also pawned off my computer and internet to useful strangers I am doubtful as to whether or not my 'office' will be of much use to starting up a small buisness.
However thankyou for your kind email and proposition. I will kindly look further into this request after my current plan pays off. Apparently the Royal King Of Nigeria is in debt and any money donated towards his country will be returned to me threefold! Maybe im just a sucker for the starving.
Yours Truely
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And thats what I do when I am bored. I'll tell y'all if she replies to me or anything.
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And so far, she hasn't. I wonder why? Maybe its my irresistable charm that is keeping her from plucking up the courage of replying to my heartfelt reply....nah.
But I'm going to head off now and eat me some breakfast.
BRING ON THE FISH...which I don't like....or do I?
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Hey there Beaniedude,
ReplyDeleteI just got an email from Rachel Cunningham. Would you like to read it? No? awe it is full of promises of big money. I tell you I would like it to be so easy but be real. Nothing in Life was handed to me. I put myself in the place I'm at. Any way I enjoyed reading your blog. Let us hear if you get any more interesting spam.
buglady
Blimy, thankyou buglady.
ReplyDeleteOnly 1 and 3/4 of a year to wait for a reply.
My best reply speed yet :D!