Calculus

This little gem is one that I am particularly proud of.
So I'm just going to dive straight into it,
Here you go:


Are you feeling under pressure?
Well thats normal....you're normally under about 101.3kPa of pressure....

Anyway.
Stressed? Is your brain throbbing? Don't you like Calculus or are you just plain fed up with higher level maths?

Well have I got a solution for you.
(ah......I'm so funny....solution......hehehehe)

All you have to do is; instead of doing LESS calculus you do MORE!
'Crazy' I hear you Cry, 'You must be insane!
'Well...yes... I am and i would be grateful if we didn't discuss this sensitive issue that is close to my heart....well technically its in my brain... but still...

My logic comes from the anceint Latinos, who among other things, invented politics, law, and velcro. They also spoke the Latin language.

Calculus which stems from 'Calc' meaning Gay and 'Ulus' meaning Por-naught finds its plural in the word Calculi.

Now I'm sure most of you smarties have caught up with my ruse, but to all the M&M's out there I will explain my theory.

By doing MORE Calculus or Gay-Por-naught you are indeed making the Calculus become plural.
Therefore you are studying Calculi.
(yes i realise this statement is incredibly flawed but why dont you just SHUT THE HELL UP)
As you are studying Calculi you are not studying calculus anymore.
'But' I hear you cry ' We are still studying really hard maths'
*snigger* You said butt

But that's the great thing.
Calculi doesnt exist.
Its imaginary.
...if you will, break it up into its individual components

Calc-ul-i
Calc meaning Gay
Ul from the first half of Ulus, so we take the first half of Por-naught, Porn
and i....which is sqrt-1

So in effect you are studying Imaginary Gay Porn instead of really hard maths.
Dadadadada

QED...You can imagine gay porn and pass it off as studying for Calculus.