Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Interesting Convo

benjamin B1 says:
wowww
it's been a year since we got out TEE results
feels both SO much longer ago, and yet only a few months ago

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
*sniff*
they grow up so fast don't they?

benjamin B1 says:
i know *wipes away tears*

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
oh well
let's have another

benjamin B1 says:
no
i... i can't live through all the pain it put us both through
i don't think our relationship could stand another one

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
I DONT CARE
I WANT ANOTHER ONE
YOU NEVER LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY ANYMORE
you never touch me like you used to

benjamin B1 says:
how could you be so selfish?! would you really rather raising a child in seperate homes?!
I couldn't do that, it would break my heart
think of the kids we have now. poor little sue-anne and billy-bob

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
i dont care about them
dilenquits
plus i want that baby bonus

benjamin B1 says:
delinquents?

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
only way to get my booze
shh

benjamin B1 says:
See?! You haven't even gotten over your own issues from the last lot
how could you even consider bringing another one into this world?

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
i need the fix
I NEED IT NOW

benjamin B1 says:
Plus, it's like throwing a hotdog down the hallway now as it is, could you imagine what pushing out another kid would do to you?

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
thats it
im off to the sperm bank
i dont need you

benjamin B1 says:
If you do..
I'm taking the kids

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
good
i get the booze though
damn kids stealing my alcomohol

benjamin B1 says:
HOW?! they're only 5 and 9, they can't even stand the smell, let alone the taste of that stuff

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
well i have a full bottle before i go to sleep
and when i make up its mysteriously gone
explain that

benjamin B1 says:
you make up?

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
a full bottle cant just dissapear
wake

benjamin B1 says:
No, you drink it in you sleep
You're drunk now, aren't you?

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
i smight be
its the only way i can live in this filth

benjamin B1 says:
What happened to your plans to go to rehab?!

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
i blame you, you and your horrible little job
cant support us
i have no money for rehab!

benjamin B1 says:
I WORK 2 JOBS TO SUPPORT YOU AND THE KIDS! I EARN MORE BY MYSELF IN A WEEK THEN MOST FAMILIES EARN ALTOGETHER IN A MONTH! MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED WASTING ALL OUR MONEY ON ALCOHOL WE'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD MORE THINGS!
That's it, I've tried being civil with you, but I'm past dealing with your crap
I think it's time you went and stayed at your mothers

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
DAMN IT HENRY!
shes a mormon
NO booze there
mormen?

benjamin B1 says:
EXACTLY!

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
mormon

benjamin B1 says:
Cheapest rehab you'll ever get

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
MORE LIKE MORON

benjamin B1 says:
Yeah, looks like you take after your mother then

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
DAMN IT HENRY
Bobby didnt treat me like this
we had something
BUT YOU@
only thinking for yourself

benjamin B1 says:
BOBBY WAS A CRACK ADDICT!

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
and what we're going to eat for dinner
AT LEAST BOBBY LOVED ME

benjamin B1 says:
NO, BOBBY LOVED YOUR MONEY
And the fact you had a clean record and a credit card he could max out
now you don't even have that
you wouldnt' survive on your own

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
i have my dignity!

benjamin B1 says:
No you don't!

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
*burp*

benjamin B1 says:
Your credit rating is lower than Paris Hilton's morals
You don't even know how to call a cab

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
HEY!
HEY!
i dont need to know how to call the cabn
everything i need is in this shack
Timmy!
TIMMY!

benjamin B1 says:
IT'S NOT A SHACK!

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
GET MUMMAS BOOZE

benjamin B1 says:
THAT IS OUR NEIGHBOURS SHED!
Who is Timmy?

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
er... the blonde one?

benjamin B1 says:
Have you stolen the neighbours kid again?!

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
or the one with the limp?
i forget

benjamin B1 says:
God DAMMIT woman, what is your problem?!
How did you get to this point?!

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
I woke up one morning
rolled over
and found out i was sharing the bed with you
YOU!
you make me sick

benjamin B1 says:
No, you can't say that, you were worse than this when I met you.
I brought you back some form of morals. We sorted you out, got you clean, and we had an amazing life

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
thats the past henry
THE PAST
gotta move with the times

benjamin B1 says:
Something happened. I don't know what, but something happened to change you

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
gotta get my next fix
maybe
maybe
maybe it was when you started playing that game of yours
THAT STUPID GAME

benjamin B1 says:
The only fix you need is tightening that screw loose in your head!

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
making me loose all the time

benjamin B1 says:
... damn

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
MAKING ME SELF CONCIOUS
plummeting my self esteem through the floor
i started drinking again to forget
TO FORGET ABOUT THE GAME!

benjamin B1 says:
No Jill, don't say that. That's not true

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
:'(
I just
i just
i just dont know what to do anymore

benjamin B1 says:
I know what you can do... You can get your ass into rehab, kick that stupid habit of yours, and maybe then we can move on with our lives
Or, maybe, if you can't do that... You can pack up and move out of our house

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
:'(
:'(
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*LOUD CRYING*

benjamin B1 says:
See? This is what you do

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
*Blows nose loudly*

benjamin B1 says:
You can't handle the consequences
You need to learn to deal with your actions
Because when the reality hits, it hits hard. And you need to be stronger to deal with them

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
*sniff*
no
no
you're right
you're right
i gotta get straight
i gotta get back on path
i gotta forget about this game and stop drin-

benjamin B1 says:
Yes, you do

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
DAMN IT

benjamin B1 says:
damn
That is really, really inconvenient

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
*reaches for bottle*

benjamin B1 says:
NO!
JILL, DON'T!
Come on! You've come this far!

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
BUT HOW ELSE AM I MEANT TO FORGET!

benjamin B1 says:
WITH SHEER INNER STRENTH AND WILL POWER!
Billions of people around the world can forget about it, so I'm sure we can

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
im not sure i can do this alone

benjamin B1 says:
You don't have to...
You don't have to.
That's what I'm here for
and the kids... although I think it's best if they stay with my parents while we work things out

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
you're right
i dont want them to see me like this

benjamin B1 says:
I think they've seen enough, that's for sure

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
Aw.... come here Henry

benjamin B1 says:
*cautiously walks towards you*

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
*hugs*

benjamin B1 says:
See, we can work through this

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
i know we can
i know we can

*slow zoom out pans to top left*

*curtains close*

End of Act 1

benjamin B1 says:
*applause*

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
*sniff*
So beautiful
thats my Jillian there!

benjamin B1 says:
I really felt that

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
They grow up so fast

benjamin B1 says:
My, don't they?!
I mean, I really felt the story in that. The characters are really coming into their own

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
.....seriously?
are we being ben and jeremy again?
like out of character?

benjamin B1 says:
Who is ben and jeremy?

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
cause I just thought they were cliche stereotypes
...im going to save that

benjamin B1 says:
save what?
what are you talking about?
... please don't tell me you're going back to the bottle

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
wait
are we jill and henry again?
or people in the crowd watching?

benjamin B1 says:
what are you talking about?

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
i have no idea

benjamin B1 says:
My name is Ross!

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
and my name is...

benjamin B1 says:
?! ARE YOU HIGH?!
Margaret, come on, I think we should leave

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
but the elephants
i want to see them dance
and why do i have to play the girl all the time?

benjamin B1 says:
Hahaha, because you are such a loser

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
...yeah

benjamin B1 says:
ahh well
you'll deal with it one of these days

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
but
i can always put it off
right?

benjamin B1 says:
No! You have to deal with these things head on!

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
twss

benjamin B1 says:
Touche

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
ew

benjamin B1 says:
... i'm going to see this conversation posted somewhere soon, aren't i?

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
yes
very soon in fact
im getting too predictable aren't i?

benjamin B1 says:
....
bollocks

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
its a pain putting spaces in the convo

benjamin B1 says:
that's what you got for being a loser

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
...*sigh*
im not putting that bit in now

benjamin B1 says:
which bit??

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
about me being the loser

benjamin B1 says:
ohh... i guess people will figure that bit out anyway
... how much of it ARE you putting in?
... he he

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
i think i'll leave it at that

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