This soon fails however and he is thrust back into the limelight of writing!
"You know what is sad?" I ask you from atop my pedastool.
"The Holocaust!"
"Orphans!"
"The capatalistic nature of society that allows people to reach new hights by standing on the backs of the poor!"
"Well no," I reply, secretly grateful for the intelligence of my audience, "Well all of those are sad but the one I had in mind was Magic: The Gathering and its magical property to whisk away money from my wallet in exchange for thin pieces of cardboard!"
"... The Holocaust was sadder!"
"I would just like to clarify I didn't think Orphans were sad, more their plight."
"See! Even you succumb to the capatalistic greed that so wroughts our society and lives. Surely a human life is worth more than some cardboard and if so why not dona-"
"THAT IS ENOUGH OF THAT!" I reply quickly pulling a lever, cursing the intelligence of my audience. "That should keep the mimes happy for a few hours.'
So yes, Magic, and the new set is coming out Late September. Well technically October but September sounds so much closer.
And because Wizards know how to market they have been building up the hype for Scars of Mirrodin with choice spoilers.
So here I will present to you! My ideas for decks with the miniscule amount of cards that have been spoilt so far.
Really I should just wait a couple of weeks and do it then but... you know.
I'm thinking of making a Blue/White/Black proliferate, infect deck.
The only reason white is in here is because of:
BOOM PLANESWALKER!
Paticulary his -1 ability to make creatures unblockable. I know, Blue has plenty of ways to make creatures unblockable but shhh....
"But!" I hear you cry from the dungeons of the mimes, "Surely he will run out of loyalty if you keep using his -1!"
Well this is true... not unless I have this card:When this bird horror hits (which it will, it is unblockable) I get to add counters to permanents! Hello Loyalty counters!
"So what?" You ask, "In 20 turns I'll be dead!"
NOT IF I POISON YOU FIRST!
With all the creatures with infect!
These not only kill my oppponent fast but the poison counters put on the opposing player can be proliferated as well!
That is good!
Right?
YES IT IS!
I'm Out!
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