The Best Friend Award

A friend once spoke to me and made a comment that most of my entries are " longwinded things" and that she would prefer "pretty quotes and pictures".
This my readers is a 100% fabricated lie.
This person is not my friend, nor was she ever my friend.
More of a colleague if you will and even then it is still stretching the truth, much like how I am stretching this sentence with this superfluously redundant tangent, and again with the redundant use of 'superfluously', as she and I have never worked together.
No we have never worked together so as I was out there toiling away for a better tomorrow she was not there fighting back the demons of poverty. Whilst I was combating the forces of intolerance she was not battling the spirits of hate. Whilst I was sitting a 3 hour paper on Quantum Mechanics she was not there slipping me the answers...
No my friends, I was there with my one and only friend, Harry.
Now unfortunately Harry could not be here tonight and accept this award for 'Jeremy's Best Friend', because he told me he had better things on.
Which is understandable. Why a 5 foot freckled face glasses wearing friend with a limp has plenty of other better offers out there than attending his own award ceremony.


...I wonder what he is doing.

Oh I'm sorry, I seem to have lost my train of thought.
Oh what's that? It's approaching the station of indignity? That's good, it's come around full circle then.


So to recap:
- Um.....
- I'm actually not quite sure...