Random MSN Conversations

Do not be put off by the somewhat lame title, I am just not in a creative mood today to write a seemingly innocent title that after you read this post will make you go "Of course! The title takes on a whole new meaning now!"

But this is all it is.
Waking up at 7:00 this morning I decided to check my email.
Something strange happened. A notfication popped up! Something happened that hasn't happened in a very long time. It asked me if I wanted to be friends with heindrick1nancyrm@live.com. Somewhat taken back by this random occurence I clicked 'no'.

And that is the end of my story.

Who am I kidding? Of course I clicked 'yes'.
I was greeted by a person going by the name of 'ervin'. Already suspicous of their lack of display picture the name being an anagram of Riven (to tear or split apart) did not do any favours to my mysterious visitor.
The conversation we had is as follows:

ervin says:
Hello

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
hey
i suppose i should ask who you are

ervin says:
this sux, all my girlfriends wanted to go drinking, so we did, and now they all left me.

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
thats nice to know

ervin says:
being drunk and alone sux

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
so why dont you be sober and not alone?

ervin says:
i should be abke to set up my cam, havent done a web strip in awhile

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
i feel like you aren't listening to me

ervin says:
it should be working now, go to http://www.freecamlink.net/j8yv

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
chocolate blueberry muffin elephants

ervin says:
there we go

Now With Extra Jeremy says:
quite
well anyway I am going to go now and catch up on some biology that I missed.
I am quite certain I will never talk to you again
as I am going to delete you.


Of course as a scientist I had to follow the link, just to come to terms with what it was. I could describe it to you making witty remarks and smart observations OR you could just follow it yourself and save me the effort!
It's like an adventure.