Yarrr

Fellow random people from the internet, including my future self, How ye be on this beautiful day?

Yar, it be that time of the year again, TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
Forutantly for all you lot I never got the general speech patterns or grammar that come with talking like a pirate so I will revert to normal english.

Yarrr...

So this is basically for me, not for you guys. I mean, you can read it if you want, there is nothing stopping you but it is mainly to remind myself...
You ready future self?
Ok.
Write up a blog on:
Your birthday (on the 24th if y'all wondering, don't forget the presents)
Public Transport seats
Times and Places never to insert your contact lenses
And how to catch the Jabberwock

But for tonight, I bid ye farewell as I have to determine the proper lifetime of some muons.

Yarrr